Source says this happens in Salvador, Brazil. The reasons for the mess are not disclosed. I hear someone asking someone else to call the ambulance since the cab driver refuses to take him to hospital. It is unknown if the man got into a fight with a blade or the asphalt.

-“Tell them you work at the Historical Center that they will come.”

Some genius suggests to take him to hospital in a motorbike… and is promptly dismissed.

No bike. We definitely need a car”

– Price of hospital bill [co-pay]: $770.48
– Surrounded by helpful citizens: $3.54 dollars
– Cleaning Charge for messy table: $0 [tip included]
– Water poured on head by a man wearing hang loose T-shirt – PRICELESS

Props to Best Gore member